im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
