Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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