She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
please don't ironically join a cult
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