It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I am one with the molecules
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
