He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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