im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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