Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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