I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Randomize
