And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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