I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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