You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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