you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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