Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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