We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Randomize
