Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
