Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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