where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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