It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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