how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize