Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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