How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
they're like a gay fantastic four
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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