I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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