Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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