Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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