He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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