He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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