it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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