so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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