There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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