I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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