i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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