Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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