only you would photoshop your dick
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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