I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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