You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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