I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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