porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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