i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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