its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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