i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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