return my video game
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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