Three words: puerto rican gang bang
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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