no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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