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He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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