no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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