I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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