Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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