yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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