Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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