oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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