I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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