I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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