So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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