my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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