What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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