I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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